Have you heard about the cardboard beds that the athletes in the Olympic Village and Tokyo are sleeping on?
Tokyo official say they made them so they could recycle them when the games are over but the athletes think cardboard beds are there so they won’t you know...
Have sex - that they wouldn’t be able to support the weight of two people.
The Israeli men’s baseball team, for some reason, needed to see how many people it took to break their bed. And that would be nine.