I cannot imagine my shy and extremely professional IT professional even thinking about saying stuff like this:
Before we get started, I'm gonna need the password to your HEART.
Girl, when they programmed you, they threw out the code!
Feel free to text me at night for a "reboot-y" call.
Why don't you make like Microsoft Windows and crash at my place?
The only error I see here is you not coming home with me tonight.
Damn, girl! In your case, "PDF" stands for "Pretty Damn Foxy!"
You're definitely not a password because you're unforgettable.
How about we go to my place and interface?
I know you like Yahoo. But would you consider this "hot male?"
And now, for the truly slimy dirty pick-up lines...
You know, as long as I'm gonna be under your desk anyway . . .
My pants are like an ad: you just made them pop-up!
Allow me to show you that after work . . . IT stands for "Inappropriate Touching."
How about you make like my drive and flash?
Are you a magician? Because you just made my Microsoft, hard.
Why should your home screen be the only thing that enjoys a "log in?"
Why yes, that IS a thumb drive in my pocket. But I'm also happy to see you.