Yes, I do look a gift horse in the mouth! Because I am jaded and greedy. Anyway, Happy Halloween. Here are the places to go for people who are truly hard up ...
Krispy Kreme: Wear a costume to participating locations on Halloween and get a free doughnut of your choice. (One damn donut? Where's my dozen?)
IHOP: From 7 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wednesday at participating restaurants, children 12 years old and younger get a free Scary Face Pancake. (Does that mean adults have to eat there?)
Dairy Queen: For a limited time, download the Dairy Queen app and register for an account and get a free small Blizzard treat at participating locations. (Soooo lame.)