You ever wander around the grocery store and think to yourself, "How can I be totally creepy and probably be banned from the store if I'm caught?" Well, you're in luck, as writer Kevin Biegel posted on Twitter this insane hack that has been retweeted over 50,000 times.
On second thought, there are plenty of free bananas in the office. If that doesn't work, there's always the processed cheese around the banana trick that Mr. Rogers loves.
The replies on Twitter have been surprisingly positive.
Except for Kobe Bryant.