NCAA Tournament championship game: No. 3 seed Michigan (33-7) vs. No. 1 seed Villanova (35-4)
When: 6:20 p.m. Monday
Where: Alamodome in San Antonio
Don't want you to get too blasted, so here's just a few.
Take a shot every time Villanova head coach Jay Wright FIST BUMPS anyone.
Take a shot every time announcers say that this is MICHIGAN coach John Beilein’s 40th season as a college head coach.
Take a shot every time announcers make a pun out of Moe Wagner's NAME.
Like MO' NO MOE or MOE-JO or MOE-better...