Hey, we won a Super Bowl, right? Did we demolish our town? No. But the damage report from Philadelphia is in and this is what their stupid drunk fans did to celebrate... (And the worst one is all the way at the end.)
Smashed the windows at Macy's.
Removed large poles from the ground and just carried them around.
Lit things on fire.
Flipped a car.
Looted gas station Mini Marts.
Tried to get a keg through the gates of Philly's City Hall.
Stood on an awning at the Ritz Carlton...that eventually collapsed.
Broke lampposts and traffic lights.
And the biggest doofus ever, ate horse manure off the ground.