Hey, we won a Super Bowl, right? Did we demolish our town? No. But the damage report from Philadelphia is in and this is what their stupid drunk fans did to celebrate... (And the worst one is all the way at the end.)
Smashed the windows at Macy's.
The Macy’s window near city hall at around 1230 am pic.twitter.com/D1OyExJuoD— Joe (@JoeTacopino) February 5, 2018
Removed large poles from the ground and just carried them around.
Lit things on fire.
When the @NRLKnights won the ‘97 Premiership everyone just sat on King St in their cars and beeped horns till the team came home in the middle of the night. This is what Philadelphia is doing. #superbowl pic.twitter.com/0uNtsstaJq— Matt Bevan 🎙 (@MatthewBevan) February 5, 2018
Flipped a car.
Nowhere in the Toyota Prius owners manual does it say it can withstand a Philly celebration pic.twitter.com/3gh5K0WoV5— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) February 5, 2018
Looted gas station Mini Marts.
People yelling “Everything is free,” looting, trashing this gas station. Damn it, Philly we better than this. pic.twitter.com/WecXaAmrFh— Stephanie Farr (@FarFarrAway) February 5, 2018
Tried to get a keg through the gates of Philly's City Hall.
The gates of Philadelphia’s City Hall. Yes, that’s a keg on its way up. pic.twitter.com/JSANa3Wodw— Fabiola Cineas (@FabiolaCineas) February 5, 2018
Stood on an awning at the Ritz Carlton...that eventually collapsed.
Broke lampposts and traffic lights.
Win or lose, Philadelphia was going to be destroyed tonight pic.twitter.com/fCvWWtadcB— Laces Out (@LacesOutShow) February 5, 2018
And the biggest doofus ever, ate horse manure off the ground.
Philadelphia has officially gone full Cleveland by eating horse shit, never go full Cleveland pic.twitter.com/RoMUkjGfrh— Barstool Heartland (@barstoolhrtland) February 5, 2018