You ever wander around the grocery store and think to yourself, "How can I be totally creepy and probably be banned from the store if I'm caught?" Well, you're in luck, as writer Kevin Biegel posted on Twitter this insane hack that has been retweeted over 50,000 times.
Favorite new thing:— kevinbiegel (@kbiegel) July 5, 2018
Scratching haunting things into bananas at the market so when people take them home hours later and the words appear they think a ghost knows their secrets. pic.twitter.com/aDOMd3K8cX
On second thought, there are plenty of free bananas in the office. If that doesn't work, there's always the processed cheese around the banana trick that Mr. Rogers loves.
The replies on Twitter have been surprisingly positive.
Those of us who did... salute you! pic.twitter.com/3QxpPnnaz5— thunter (@TreeHugs23) July 5, 2018
Booom. pic.twitter.com/6JaOM1F866— N8VBuckeye & Familia (@NANxox2_WOKE) July 5, 2018
Except for Kobe Bryant.