National Beer Lover's Day! We Match The Best Beer For Your Zodiac Sign

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Happy National Beer Lover's Day!  "The New York Post" did a big write-up on the best beer for each ZODIAC sign. 

So, don't drink the beer YOU love. That would be silly. Let the ZODIAC choose for you.   

Aries: Modelo. Because you're not afraid of a fight, and Modelo partners with the UFC on the Fighting Chance Project that revitalizes gyms.

Taurus: Miller High Life. Because you "love a good time and a fine bargain."

Gemini: Budweiser. Because of some nonsense about Geminis being good liars, and Budweiser being good at marketing. Like the Clydesdale horses and Budweiser frogs.

Cancer: Blue Moon. Because cancers are "ruled by the moon." And because cancers are nostalgic . . . baseball is nostalgic . . . and Blue Moon was the brainchild of a place called Sandlot Brewery at Coors Field in Denver.

Leo: Corona. Because it's Spanish for "crown," and Leo is the sign of royalty.

Virgo: Michelob Ultra. Because Virgos are health-conscious. And Michelob Ultra is so watered down, it's sometimes called the "Gatorade of beers."

Libra: Pabst Blue Ribbon. Libras love fairness and equality, and PBR is loved by everyone from factory workers to hipsters.

Scorpio: Guinness. Because Scorpios are mysterious, and Guinness has been very tight-lipped when it comes to their trade secrets.

Sagittarius: Sapporo. Because you're adventurous, and so was the guy who created it. He left Japan in the 1860s at age 17 . . . which was forbidden back then . . . and studied brewing in Germany.  (He was an Aquarius.)

Capricorn: Yuengling. Because you're determined, and so was Yuengling when they stayed afloat in Prohibition by making "near beer" with basically no alcohol.  (But so did Anheuser-Busch, Coors, and others. You could argue Pabst was more determined . . . they pivoted to making cheese.)

Aquarius: Stella Artois. Because the tarot card for Aquarius is the "Star" card, and "Stella" means "star" in Latin.

Pisces: Heineken. Because you like pleasing people. And the guy who founded their ad department once said, "I don't sell beer, I sell enjoyment."  (His real quote was actually, "I don't sell beer, I sell warmth.")

(NY Post)

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