A 400 Pound TV
A Turntable (unless you are super rad.)
One of these attractive objects:
Pretty much any of these dazzlers!
Did you finally get rid of yours?
But wait, I still have one of these out in the garage!
I think these injured a few people...
It's time to let these go if they're still living in your closet.
Online only, please.
What did you learn to type on? Phone, Computer, one of these or...?
That's an alarm clock, man!
Glamour shots! Is yours still framed at your Mom's house?
Please tell me it's gone...