So we know that we can’t go to the Mariners games, right? But we can become members of the Mariners Seat Fleet!
What we do is submit photos of ourselves, they get turned into life size cut outs, and for just 30 bucks, our life size cut outs are put in seats throughout the lower level of T Mobile Park. You could even see "yourself" on TV for the game.
And if persons your image catches a foul ball — I guess that means it gets nailed right in the head —that baseball will be mailed to them. This is so good.