Freaky Crime news - an inmate out at the minimum-security Olympic Corrections Center escaped yesterday morning.
15 years ago he planned on an escape from McNeil Island with a 10-foot-long ladder made of shoelaces and wood scraps - but that was found in his cell.
Bu this time he made it and he's supposedly out in the Olympic Forest near Forks... This guy had better hope the cops get him before you-know-what Forks residents get him.
But seriously, call 911 if you see 60 year old Mark David Vannausdle.