Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, was carrying a pistol in his front pocket while in his apartment in Washington state when the firearm accidentally discharged and pierced his groin and thigh.
According to reports, Wilson told his girlfriend to dispose of the weapon before heading to the hospital.
As doctors were operating on the gunshot wound, a balloon of marijuana slipped out of his anus.
Po-po went to the hospital to investigate because a gun was involved and they found a bag of meth in his blood-stained jeans.
Officer issued an arrest warrant for Wilson and he turned himself in to police on April 18.
As he was being processed at the Chelan County Regional Justice Center, Wilson was strip-searched and another balloon of marijuana slipped from his anus.
Wilson was charged with possession of a firearm, unlawful possession of meth, possession of a controlled substance in a correctional facility, and four counts of tampering with a witness.