We just want to make sure you're not going to make a relationship-ending mistake by giving your loved one a really awful present. Your intentions might be loving, but trust us, don't give these!
1. Side-By-Side Burial Plots - we know you want to spend eternity with your spouse, but, for now, just hop in bed for some side-by-side action.
2. A Vacation For One.
3. A Framed Photo Of Your Other Family.
4. Dental Hygiene Supplies. Of any kind.
5. Another member of the family. It just says, "I'm no longer available, but she is!"