Ballard beer thieves! (One of Seattle's neighborhoods.)
You know how some folks use beer to attract slugs away from their gardens? A Ballard gardener set up some bowls of beer and the next morning, all the beer was gone. No dead slugs.
She fills them again and the next morning finds two coyotes lapping up the beer. Drunk coyotes!
And, in true Ballard fashion, the coyotes were drinking local craft beer. Oh brother. Only the best for these Northwest natives. No Coors light for these diehard partiers.