Portland Timbers Fans Are THE WORST

posted by Lee Callahan - 

The Sounders play this Thursday at the Clink!

Please beat those Portland Timbers – mostly because their fans are the worst. 

They have no idea how to be fans. Looks like they’ve never played a sport in their lives, let alone run 100 yards. 

I’ve got a friend who marches into the stadium at every home game with a big crowd of Sounders fans - and he told me that one time, a hoard of Portland fans jumped in front of them to stop them, and, they actually wanted to rumble! This isn’t Liverpool, you numb nuts! 

Sounders – you can do it - kick Portland’s butts - on the field! Because we are classy!  

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